Can't stop, won't stop.

Rupert fuckin’ Murdoch

Just copped this jem on Few Naggins Be Grand:

 

“Notorious pie dodger and all round bastard Rupert Murdoch pictured here about to gawk all over a small child after what was described as a rake of nags and a lash of coke. His wife Lucy Liu, also pictured, said that Rupert likes nothing more than having a few super naggins, hardcore S&M sex, and a glass of virgin’s blood after a hard day of phone-hacking. Murdoch was unable to deny rumours that his face is melting and but did verify claims that he uses his personality as a mixer. He was heard saying “Without naggins I wouldn’t be the mad cunt that I am today.” Rupert was then seen strangling a newborn baby, injecting vodka into his eye and drunkenly punching the Queen of England in the womb. Shine on you crazy diamond Rupert, shine on.”

 

 

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